Friday, April 25, 2008

A different kind of Fantasy Football

If you like football, but don't have a lot of time to get involved in a fantasy football league. Or don't want to drop the $100 to join a league. This could be for you.

I wasn't a big fan of fantasy football but found something new this year.

It is called Goal Line Blitz. You create your own player, QB, WR, etc.. and join up with a team. You build his stats, do his training. It all only takes a few minutes.

You sign a contract with a team and a computer sim plays it out. You earn xp and gain levels and get better. Not sure where it is going, its still really new, in Beta and totally FREE!!

If you want to read more go here:
http://goallineblitz.com


If you want to sign up go here,
so I get reference points.

Before you build a character let me know. My team still has a few slots left, that are currently filled by cpu players. CB, FB, etc..

I built a strong fast Wide receiver. We shall see how he does. Season starts this Saturday.

Have fun.

Until next time...

Friday, April 18, 2008

The last Ride of the Twins of Khorne

As the twins rode out onto the final battlefield, the brothers looked at each other. One raised his head to the skies. Khorne, I know I failed in gathering the orbs as you requested, but I tried.

A flame of red light sprang from the chaos waste above and the brother fell to the ground gasping. His twin felt the pain as well and ran to his brothers aid but had to turn his eyes when his brothers sword shattered into a thousand pieces.

Laying upon the ground his brother looked up. We are lost. Khorne has forsaken and abandoned us. The twin helped his brother up. No. But if this be the end then let us make it such an end as to be worthy in song. Look, the Ogres are gathering. We need to meet them, are you up for the challenge my brother.

He looked weak and beaten. He pulled out his old backup sword that had not been used in years. Aye, my brother I am. But you must lead our troops today. And let us show Khorne what he has discarded and cry in remorse.

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The last league game, I fought Billy and his Ogre Kingdoms. Billy is a really great guy and I loved his army.



From left to right he had Yhettes, leadbelchers and gnoblars, bulls, bucher, 5 bulls with tyrant, hunter with 2 sabers, 6 bulls, 3 bulls with butcher, 20 gnoblars and a slave giant. In the woods on the right he also had some trappers.



My army was the same as always. Left to right marauders, knights behind, centigors, Dogs of war fast cav with knights and hero w/rending blade behind, marauders, marauders, knights w/fallen hero behind. Lost his sword of might and suffered -1 to all his stats. Centigors, Dogs of war fast cav on the bridge, marauders and knights on the far edge across the river.

He won the right to go first but opted to let me go.

Turn 1 was pretty uneventful as I rushed forward.
He then rushed forward as well. He cast panic on one marauder unit and I let it go through to clear a lane for my knights to charge.



Centigors on the right had moved into the woods. The trappers were going to charge but failed their animosity check and squabbled instead.



Turn 2 turned out to be well, incredible. Lets start with on the right the centigors and dogs of war cav both failing their terror check and fleeing. But on the left the marauders made a leadership 5 terror test and the Dogs of war made a terror test.

With the giant now unimpeded I charged my hero and knights into the giant. I charged my Dogs of war into his general's unit, bravely. Centigors on the left into the gnoblars on the hill. And my general with rending blade into his unit of 3 bulls.

I moved marauders in front of his unit of 6 bulls. And one in front of but angled to his yhettes. I moved the marauders on the far right and knights through the ford in the river and in front of his gnoblars.

I do the centigor combat first. I only manage to kill 4 gnoblars with 6 str 5 and 6 str 4 attacks hitting on 3's. He does none back but wins by 1. I of course break and run which panics the marauders by the yhettes and they are destroyed. The centigors get away.

I do his general's combat next and he kills my dogs of war to a man. I fight his slave giant next. And after my scorned hero whiffs as well as my horses, the knights come through with 2 wounds. He swings his chain and with 6 hits, and 6 wounds, I manage 3 armor saves and my scorned hero makes his ward save. So we win by 1 and the giant holds.

Finally, my general's unit and with the rending sword it was a forgone conclusion. We obliterate the Ogre bulls. But everyone around makes the panic check. The butcher, the gnoblars. But then his Tyrant and 5 bulls fail!! They turn and run right down their battle line forcing panic checks in every unit. They all make it except the 3 bulls behind the giant. The Tyrant and unit and now fleeing 3 bulls all run into my marauders on the far end and are cut down.
This panics the gnoblars on the right and the trappers who flee and never rally.

My knights overrun into his Butcher on the left.



Billy is shaking his head. Wow, what a turn of events. So his turn 2, he charges his yhettes into my knights on the left, wipes them out on the overrun and suffers only a single wound having killed 3 knights on the charge.
His 6 Bulls charge my marauders who flee. His gnoblars charge the fleeing centigors bu they are out of range. His Hunter and sabers charge into the combat with my hero with rending sword.
His flankers come on and move up behind my knights by the river.
He blasts away, but fails to do a single wound!!

In other combats, the hero and knights put another 2 wounds on the giant. He does pick up and grabs my scorned hero and stuffs him into a bag, then grabs a knight and stuffs him into a bag as well. The combat ends up a draw since my hero only has 1 wound because of the curse.

My general makes quick work of his hunter and when the smoke has cleared I don't lose a single knight. His butcher had done 3 wounds and I saved all 3. The butcher and last saber broke and were both run down.



My turn 3 I failed to rally either centigors. The one on the left was still on the board. The one on the right when and had drinks with the trappers. All the marauders rallied.

My knights with hero turn around ready for the leadbelchers to shoot them.
The knights on the right turn around to face the leadbelchers on the other side of the river across the ford.

The knight fighting the giant only manages a single wound. And when the chain whirled again the unit was destroyed.

His turn 3. Leadbelchers on the right charge into the knights. The 2nd leadbelchers on the left, moved up to shoot my heroes unit. Does 2 misfires, kills one of itself, and only manages 1 wound on my knights. Panic and flee actually past my knights.

Yhettes and gnoblars close in on centigors. Giant and bulls with butcher move into the middle.
In combat, the leadbelchers fail to do a single wound and the knights hack them down. Break them and then run them down.

My turn 4. The centigors rally and pivot to face the Yhettes.
I move my knights up behind his bulls and butcher. I surround the giant with marauders and dogs of war bowmen. Only needing 1 wound to finish him off, he drops like yesterday's news.





His turn 4: He charges the bulls at some marauders who flee, leaving his rear facing my knights.
His yhettes and gnoblars charge my centigors. The centigors hold and make their fear test. And the gnoblars are 1/2" short. Still the yhettes come in and kill off 3.
Then the centigors do 3 wounds killing off a yhette after getting 5 hits out of 6 attacks. The Yhette's lose to my musician and flee off the board.

He did cast regeneration on his big bull unit. I let it go to give his butcher a 2nd wound.



My turn 5. I charge my knights into his bulls. I turn my centigors around and throw at the gnoblars but fail to kill any. I move my marauders around ready for a turn 6 slaughter.

I go to dispel the regeneration and fail to do it. Ugghh!!
His champ is in the rear rank and challenges. I accept and only hit twice, wound 1 time but it does 3 wounds and kills him. Then we remember the regeneration and he rolls it and makes it. He then whiffs his attacks on my hero.

My other 4 knights then promptly do 6 more wounds to him. He promptly regenerates 5 of the 6!!! Wow!! Luckily all my axe throwing had him down 2 wounds already and a bull drops. The last bull with its 4 attacks does nothing.

So with 1 wound, rear and banner beats his size and banner. He breaks and is run down.

Finally his turn 5, he charges his gnoblars into my centigors who stand and shoot. Getting 2 hits, I kill 2 breaking a rank. He does no wounds and I do 3 back. I win by 2 and the gnoblars are broken and run down.



That left no models on the board for Billy's Ogres at all. Here is his dead pile with what he thought of the battle.



Actually, Billy was a fantastic sport and we laughed through the entire game. Playing it out to the last model is tough to do. Billy picked up one of my favorite opponent votes for the league.

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The hero of khorne turned around. His 4 legs allowing him to sprint across the field quickly. Where is my brother he screamed. The marauders claimed he had been last seen being grabbed by the giant.

He called over several of his fellow centaurs and together they rollled the monstrosity of a beast over. There in his bag, he saw movement. He cut him out and the 2 centaurs staggered out.

How did the battle turn out my brother?

It was a glorious day as not a single Ogre or gnoblar made it off the field of battle alive. And not one skull will be offered up to Khorne. May he rot in his chaos waste.

Then without khorne, what do we do?

I'm not sure, lets check out and see if Nurgle is looking for some heroes.

Sounds good to me.

And with the other centaurs in tow, they rode into the sunset.

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With the upcoming change in the chaos mortals list, it will make this list practically unplayable. Khorne knights are losing frenzy for hatred and no longer producing a dispel dice. This would leave my army extremely vulnerable to magic and panic.

So I will have to revamp it completely and decide what to do with it when the new book comes out at the end of the year.

I hope you enjoyed the battle report.

Until next time...

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Yea we take Credit Cards or Check

I kid you not, this is a conversation I just got off the phone with.

Phone rings....
Me: Hello

Them: Yes, this is XXX company calling to do the appraisal on your house. Our appraiser will be calling you to set up an appointment soon.

Me: Sounds great.

Them: The cost will be XX dollars, you can pay with check or credit card over the phone.

Me: Great, I can pay with the credit card now. Do you take discover?

Them: No, only Visa or Mastercard.

Me: Thats cool, I have my visa here.

Them: That will be an extra 12 dollars.

Me: What? Ok, never mind, I'll just give him a check when he comes.

Them: Oh, we would prefer a money order.

Me: What? Didn't you just say you'd take a check?

Them: Well, I guess we can, but we will have to hold off on the report till the check clears.

Me: Geez! So you will take a check but don't trust it. If you don't want to take checks or credit cards don't. If you really want money order only, then say we need a money order.

Them: Well I'm sorry sir.

Me: I don't like the way you do business, but I'll deal with it. Bye.

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No kidding. If you don't want to take credit cards or checks, then don't give people that option. It is so frustrating. I wanted to reach through the phone and slap her. Or at least stamp a permanent L on her forehead.

Give me a break.

Until next time...

Thursday, April 10, 2008

How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight?

For me, if they were frothing at the mouth maniacs, I can take:

28



Thats right, 28 of those bad kids. What about you?

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Catching up

Again, it's been a long time since I posted. Lots of stuff going on and I've been so busy at work I'm having a hard time finding time to post. Here are some of the highlights lately.

1. My son Derek is on 2 weeks leave. He went to see his mom but will be back Friday for about 10 days.

2. A week from Saturday the 2 of us are going to go play in the Ard Boyz tournament. 3500 of Warhammer goodness, should be a lot of fun. Really don't expect to do that well with my army, but I'm just going to have a good time.

3. Baseball has started up. My favorite sport to play has cranked up. I am an Asst. Coach to my son's team and we have already had a couple practices and our first game. Tim managed a weak hit his first time up and had to really run to beat it out at first. But the 2nd at bat he got all of it and it flew into the outfield and rolled to the fence. I was very pleased. Game ended on a homerun by one of our new players. He was so excited. I met him and his father through the bowling league, they are really good people.
We are supposed to have practice today, but it looks like we will be rained out.

4. Bowling wrapped up for Tim who got a season high 72 points and a strike to finish the year off on a strong game. I was very happy for him.

5. On a sad note, one of my sons friends from bowling suffered a stroke and is in the hospital. John is 25 years old and is having a hard time understanding what is happening to him. They are keeping him on a respirator to help with his oxygen levels and in turn have to keep him sedated to keep from ripping the respirator off. He is a really great young man and our prayers are with him.

6. Back to happier news, I'm having a good time playing Blood Bowl on line. A lot of fun, and got my first tournament win with a 2-0 win that could have easily been 3-0. Looking forward to the next round against another Skaven team with identical players. He has an extra skill, but shouldn't play that big a factor. I hope.

7. I bought a skaven blood bowl team and got an extra players I wasn't expecting. So I'm really happy with that. Got 13 players instead of 12, including an extra Gutter runner that I almost went out and bought as I plan on running 4 at the Hillbilly. The basic set usually only comes with 3. Now I just have to strip the old paint off of one and paint them up. Thinking of Dark Green.

8. My Warhammer league is finally wrapping up. I have 1 more game this Sunday. It may be the last run of the Twins of Khorne in their current format. I only have a 33% chance to become the chosen of my god, which was the whole campaign idea for the League. But I'm going to go for it anyway.

9. As I mentioned, this may be the last time they run as they are now is because of the army book change that I wasn't expecting so soon. Looks like they are moving chaos knights into special. I only have 4 of them, but was running 2 centigor units that were special as well. Since I won't be able to take them at all, I'll have to convert them to marauder fast cav.

So my army will probably be: 6 marauder fast cav, 4 chaos knights and 2 DoW fast cav.
Should be an interesting line up. Will have to see how it works out.
Hearing other rumors good and bad.
Good: The chaos knights will get chaos armor giving them a 1+ armor save. Sweet.
The chosen will be cheaper. So I might take one unit as chosen. Sweet.
The marks are getting a lot cheaper. Sweet.

Bad: They are changing khorne from frenzy to hatred. While not horrible, not good either.
Khorne knights will no longer generate DD. OUCH!!! This is really bad if it happens. I'll end up having to put in a wizard scroll caddy if they do that. I really hope not.

10. And finally, I am all set for my Final Four coming on May 4th. Should be a really good time. Besides the Final four for the League, which I'm not a part of for the first time since the Mawl was created, I am going to run a mini-doubles tournament that is going to be a blast. I hope. ;)

Well, that is it for now.
I'll try and start posting more regularly and more focused in the future.

Until next time...

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Warhammer League Game

I played my Warhammer league game on Saturday. Played a really great guy Jesse and his Orcs and Goblins. And what I realized playing the game, is I am just so burned out on Warhammer. I really didn't care if I won or lost.

I had a good time playing, rolling the dice and cheering for Jesse were great. The scenario involved trying to grab eggs from an enormous dragon, that continually caused Terror. I tried to get an egg but kept fleeing away and never did get one.

Then I had to deal with Jesse's army.

Game down to a couple things.
1. One doom diver catapult was ridiculously bad, misfiring in all but its last shot, where it hit dead on to my general's unit knocking it in half.

2. His Block Orc regiment, pulling out a great charge with the combination of the waagh banner, the waagh and his normal charge. It wiped out 2 units of knights and one of my heroes.

3. I had his general's unit lined up for a last minute double charge, he rolls a 6 and waaghs his way out of the flank and was able to turn around so both my general and 2 knights along with 3 centigors were all on his front.

4. Bottom of turn 6, Centigors go frenzy, combined with my General and 2 knights we charge his general's unit. His General challenges. I Accept with my general and get 5 str 5 attacks with no armor saves. Needing 4+ to hit and 4+ to wound, it wouldn't be easy. I get 3 hits, but only 2 wounds. Oh yea, my horse gets to attack. It hits, it wounds. He gets a 3+ armor save, and makes it!! So he gets his 7 str 8 attacks back. He also needs 4+ to hit, and gets 4 hits. I have a 6+ armor save and make one. I have a 5+ ward save as well. Need 2 of 3 to stay alive, and I only get 1. So my general dies while his lives.
While this hurts as it gives him 300 more victory points, I can still pull it out if I break his unit.

The Centigors and Knights kill off 7 goblins to win combat by 3. So he needs a 6 or less on 2d6 to stay and he gets it.

So with only a few hundred points left on the table, Jesse easily got the win.

Only 1 League game left against an old friend Billy. I'll be glad with this year is over.

I am looking forward to the Cheesfest 3500 point Ard Boyz that Derek and I will be playing in on the 19th.

And I'm looking forward to my doubles tournament to be held with the final four. That should be a lot of fun.

Finally, I'm really looking forward to the Hillbilly. But not so much for the Warhammer but for the Blood Bowl tournament and hanging with good friends and the road trip to Memphis.

Until next time...